No1: A man was so
jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while
she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning.
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No2: A man is dying of
cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad
why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your
mum." **************************************
No3: A lady lost three panties in her house and
blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my
witness you know I never wear panties!"
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No4: Couple is having
a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: "What are you
doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your
Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much
petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!" Mother fainted!!!!
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No5: A man went to the
pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute
approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I
know him he doesn't pay. ************************************
No6: An 8 year old boy
is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence
saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?"The
boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"
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