Must Read-Few Naughty But True Facts About Love, Girls And S3x:


A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra.
A boy is grown up when he starts removing it....!!
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We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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Breaking news: Condoms don't
guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband....!!
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Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely....?
Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash....!!
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Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!!
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Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?

They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.....!!

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